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GOON GOREAVORE – WHY ARE U SEEKING STATUS? (commercial for the aetherly charged)

April 15, 2010 - 4:52 pm Comments Off


As the wise old molecule within a spinal cellular grid once asked….”Why are you seeking status? Why are you addicted to status?”. Seeing this as a nominal problem, a plastic bubble wrap faced character screams flawed bug-bulb logic into a sideswiped scream digitally encoded for elasticitous verbal wandrage. A masonic mug then accompanies its bread into the air, whereas the air evaporates into a bread-skinned tea/coffee beverage. There’s yerba mate in the bottom of the cup. Rin-tin-tin makes a surprize appearance because his portrait is saying to you…”HEY GOON GOLDA….YOU MUST BE STARVING! I PACKED A SNACK!” sorry to type in the wingdings font, i hadda do it! Be pulse and plus extra, because you have once checked a service charge for peripheral air dunks! Be wise! Is this an anti drug PSA? Say no to drugs, weed, etc?

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