New narCONon survey finds a ‘success rate’ of 14% which is larger than most other surveys

January 29, 2010 - 5:05 pm 25 Comments


Great news for Scientology! The University of New Mexico found a much higher success rate for narconon (14%) than the other surveys of narconon found (6.6%)! Way to go Scientology Inc! isr.unm.edu

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25 Responses to “New narCONon survey finds a ‘success rate’ of 14% which is larger than most other surveys”

  1. Desertphile Says:

    Translation: you were unable to spot any error in my video, and that frustrated you to such an extent that the best you could do in reply was to try an insult. How very sad your worthless life must be.

  2. jfarris4417 Says:

    You’re fucking crazy.

  3. Desertphile Says:

    Oh, so you believe organized crime does not exist. Good bloody gods.

    Write to the FBI, nut. It’s free. Learn all about the Hubbard Crime Family.

  4. jfarris4417 Says:

    If it were known that Scientology was organized crime it would not exist, the FBI would be shutting them down. Where could I find this 3,000 page report online?

    You seem really irritated about scientology, what is that about? What happened to you that made you so anti? What is going on with you?

  5. Desertphile Says:

    Scientology is organized crime, silly. Ask the FBI: they will send you their 3,000+ page report on the Scientology crime syndicate for free in PDF format on laser disk. The Scientology crime syndicate has murdered, robbed, kidnapped, enslaved, and burgled in dozens of countries: a dozen of Hubbard’s capos were sent to federal prison, and Hubbard fled the USA to escape justice.

    Learn the bloody fuck about what you pretend to spew “facts” about, nut.

  6. jfarris4417 Says:

    There is nothing about Scientology that has anything to do with organized crime. Not anymore than any other religion. There have been hundreds of cases in various other religions of fraud, pedophelia, theft or other crimes, that doesn’t mean that the whole religion is to blame. It just means there are some bad apples, that is true whenever you get a lot of people together, there is always going to be a few bad folks. You should stop using broad generalizations, maybe you are just antisocial?

  7. Desertphile Says:

    You asked why I hate organized crime. If you don’t know, that makes you mentally ill. The better question is why so many customers and salespeople of the crime syndicate DON’T hate organized crime.

  8. jfarris4417 Says:

    Scientologist are mostly nice people from my experience. If you don’t like scientology then you are more than free to not do it. Why hate on it?

  9. Desertphile Says:

    Flunk! Unable to evaluate data! Do over: you are now in session. SPOT A SPOT.

    By the way, the EP for OT8 is “Now that I have learned who I am not, I am ready to learn who I am.” I just saved you US$380,000. You’re welcome.

  10. jfarris4417 Says:

    What would the success rate at any drug rehab center be? Or any prisoner rehabilitation program?

    You are a jag off desert pedophile. Any right minded human could listen to you and see that you are fucking nuts. Channel your energy towards something positive, and stop fighting programs that help people!

  11. julzbra1 Says:

    scientology sux

  12. johnrobertsvideo Says:

    if your a scientologist, your a fucken gay looser, nutcase….peace of shit

  13. hartman5555 Says:

    Paris – The Church of Scientology, will be tried in Paris on charges of organized fraud. If found guilty, the church could be declared illegal and disbanded. The trial is scheduled to begin on May 25.

  14. jerrylewis333 Says:

    Heil XENU !

  15. Xorinite Says:

    I wonder did they try this against a placebo?

    Because I am pretty sure it will reveal no difference.

  16. Desertphile Says:

    “Fuck em all and let Xenu sort em out. They will not take me alive.”

    The whole fucking modern human world has turned into zombies. It sucks feeling like The Omega Man, trying to avoid 6 billion people.

  17. Desertphile Says:

    “So at best, it’s almost worthless, at worst it’s actually a hinderance to rehabilitation.”

    However, it sent $1.5 million to Scientology, which means it was a HUGE success.

  18. Desertphile Says:

    “… due to the fact no studies backed up any of Narconon claims.”

    I have spent YEARS trying to get Scientology to send actually data to me: I even offered to pay $100 for it. They refused.

  19. Desertphile Says:

    “If I only had a 14% success rate in my business I would have died of starvation a long time ago…”

    Well hell, I managed to fence out 8 of 9 heifers this week while repairing the south fence. That’s a success rate of 89%!

  20. Desertphile Says:

    “here in munich, there still are protests every single month.”

    I saw the video of the Hamburg protest. It was AWESOME! If I were one to shed tears at the sight of people coming together to oppose evil, I would have cried.

  21. Desertphile Says:

    Howdy! Criminon is narCONon, only it is narCONon in prisons: it is the exact same thing. Since something like 37% of people in USA prisons are there for drug-related crimes, it stands to reason that getting drug addicts off drugs will decrease the number of people returning to prison. Of course this appears to never actually happen, using any program.

  22. Desertphile Says:

    “-’ah, looks good to me, $1.3M motion passed!’”

    LOL! Unfortunately I fear you are right. Politicians want to at least appear to be anti-drug abuse and look like they are doing something about the problem of drug addiction… even when what they do does not work.

  23. Desertphile Says:

    “You are going to get a poisonous snake in your mailbox at this rate.”

    Way cool! I love poisonous snakes! Only not when I’m in the outhouse trying to decrap…..

  24. Desertphile Says:

    “Don’t you just love independant studies? (Scientology doesn’t!)”

    I fear for the health and well-being of the doctor who delivered the report to the state of New Mexico and gave testimony about the report in front of Scientologists in the audience. He is now an enemy of Scientology and will be “fair gamed.”

  25. Desertphile Says:

    “That’s a success rate of an additional 3% over no program.”

    Very true! :-) And for a mere $1.5 million dollars. What a deal! The University’s report concluded that there is no statistical significance in using narCONon and not using narCONon, which of course folks who have watched narCONon for decades already knew.