I’m not a chicken you’re a turkey!

March 12, 2010 - 4:53 am 25 Comments


Anti-Drug Commercial from the 90′s

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25 Responses to “I’m not a chicken you’re a turkey!”

  1. Blooberry95 Says:

    @sto12m I think it was the Top 11 Drug PSAs

  2. sto12m Says:

    was it the Cartoon all stars one?

  3. Blooberry95 Says:

    I saw this on Nostalgia critic. I laughed so hard I might have died a little inside.

  4. death5089 Says:

    alright that was pretty fuckin gay.

  5. DetectiveSneakyc Says:

    Best.Comeback.Line.Ever.

  6. InYourFaceNewYorker Says:

    I like when The Nostalgia Critic is making fun of this and he asks how he missed the class taught by the Ninja Turtles.

  7. wingsofhope2 Says:

    Tch
    Stupid kid should’ve gotten a pizza…

  8. Oerjeke Says:

    This kid is full of win

  9. lightspeedius Says:

    Drug dealers ARE dorks. They always try and gyp ya.

  10. Bassplayer111 Says:

    Drug dealers are your best friends!

  11. cavsfan000 Says:

    BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  12. charlievrw Says:

    lol FAIL kid forgot to lock his locker

  13. yaktr12 Says:

    after 1 hour later they found the bullys dead body

  14. xxAvengedxDeathbatxx Says:

    hahahaha.

  15. Nortel12 Says:

    Get a pizza!!

  16. SmokeSriker125 Says:

    “I’m not a chicken you’re a turkey!” has to be the greatest come back I have ever heard.

  17. link5205 Says:

    drug dealers aren’t dorks, they give you candy kiddies, :D

  18. vperu91 Says:

    “Drugdealers are dorks” well said

  19. stockmaster1982 Says:

    I remember this commercial when i was a kid!
    lol~

  20. TomatoSpud5 Says:

    Y’know, MARIJUANA?

  21. Farmhadamoos Says:

    It’s that easy to get pot these days…”sigh”…

  22. Farmhadamoos Says:

    How did he even get the pot in the first place…:)

  23. DolphinBello Says:

    Right, cuz all 12 year olds can easily get their hands on pot.

  24. needabox2live Says:

    Watch this baked. Guaranteed you’ll laugh your fucking ass off.

  25. Thelostboy808 Says:

    I think it was like the other suggestion to ‘getting a teacher’ but trying not to make it too obvious to people that the other suggestion was to get stoned